@MCMOWhine @TheOnion Fun dinner companions. Waitresses love them.
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@TheOnion "Local fussy eater". That's hilariousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DivaBrunch “@TheOnion: “Is it touching tomatoes? I don’t want it if it’s touching.” – Adult man who has a 401k, a spouse, and children"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@adamosborne This guy is my spirit guide.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I stopped dating a guy with food rules. MT
@TheOnion: “Is it touching tomatoes? I don’t want it if it’s touching.”http://onion.com/1fWpmcIThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just did this with my tomatoes, pickles, and cheese on my sandwich b/c the pickles touched the cheese!#songofmypeople
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@TheOnion: “Is it touching tomatoes? I don’t want it if it’s touching.” – Adult man who has children http://onion.com/1fWpmcI ” Literally me
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@TheOnion reminds me of my sister, 43, guilty of same thingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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