@TheOnion I give mine to homeless ducks.
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@TheOnion Did the ducks smack their lips when they ate the turkey?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ducks !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@kevinpollak why would the homeless want ducks?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tough choice. There's little chance a duck will try to slice you with a straight razor because it thinks you're an alien zombie.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what a quack!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just as long as you don't give them to Fullerton Ca PD#BadCop#Murderer! NO Sandwich! 2#PelicanBay SHU w/ U Avenge#KellyThomas!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Give Sandwich to Duck, Give Duck to Homeless.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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