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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jan 2014

    POLL: Do You Believe In Global Warming?http://onion.com/KysHQE 

    9:46 AM - 20 Jan 2014
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      1. Elaine Badgerow‏ @ecbadgerow 24 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion yes. It is inevitable the earth experience an environmental makeover. Right now, I believe Florida could b the next North Pole!

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      1. Z0mb13‏ @VaderGirl13 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Why has this topic been reduced to the same vein as belief in god, or santa clause and? Either the data is sound or not.

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      1. Jessica Westerman‏ @jlwesterm 20 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Believe In Global Warming? http://onion.com/KysHQE ” public opinion is very important @kdsteinberger

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      1. Cati K‏ @CatiKalinoski 20 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Believe In Global Warming? http://onion.com/KysHQE ” oh Iowa

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      1. Ally‏ @ALICECAROLTENE 20 Jan 2014
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        @theonion Maybe you should've phased it "Climate Change" cause dumb asses can't comprehend scientist are referring to the same thing.

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      1. Vadim Katsemba‏ @VKatsemba 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion how about asking people if they believe in evolution

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      1. Tom Henrey‏ @Legomanfred 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion nope

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      1. Thomas‏ @karlsson_thomas 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion If Donald Trump says there's no such thing as global warming. It must be right!

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      1. Tessa‏ @TessaZem 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I believe in global warming, how else did we thaw out from the ice age? However; I don't believe it is caused by mankind.

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      1. Michael Ruffin‏ @ruffinmichael 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Believe in it? Hell I've seen it!

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      1. Gary‏ @Moredumbtweets 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion do you think humanity has had anything to do with it & should take a measured response to slow down or let extinction play out?

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      1. Gary‏ @Moredumbtweets 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Its a stupid question since this has been discussed since the 1800's the correct question is with the increasing climate change

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      1. Chris@SpecWireless‏ @courtis5 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion it is a heated debate that I do not wish to get into.

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      1. AJ Kissh‏ @aj2quick4u 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Do you believe in gravity? #obvious

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      1. Jon Gault‏ @JGault1 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes

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      2. DRAIN THE SWAMP!!‏ @johnnyjones239 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion fuck no. I have a brain

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      3. AyUpDuck‏ @LadyMaledicta 20 Jan 2014
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        @johnnyjones239 @TheOnion I'll keep an eye out for it for you.

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      1. Ezine Anderson‏ @AndersonEzine 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion In the summer…

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      1. Kevin Nelson‏ @FreelancePhilos 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I believe in magnets.

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      2. Sean‏ @Bonkuba 20 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Nope. No proof.

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      3. AyUpDuck‏ @LadyMaledicta 20 Jan 2014
        Replying to @Bonkuba

        @Bonkuba @TheOnion Apart from all the, you know, proof.

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