@TheOnion I cebrated several years to early due historian disputes about what constitutes a job.
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@TheOnion@ThaddeusRussell IMHO, it ain't a party if there ain't any drugs and alcohol involved.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth Bring Yourself To Work Day http://onion.com/1awyPmA ”@RussellAEverett@ShannonismThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A new favorite. Anyone working will understand.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Like they really expect anyone to show up for that on a Friday! Oh, wait, I'm at work right now.#WhatDoIWin#GoldStarForToday#MeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Putting on my party hat, breaking out the champagne flutes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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