@TheOnion The American Dream should be a Class Action Lawsuit...
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@TheOnion I thought The Onion was parody, not factual. Seems you guys have it the wrong way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know this meant as a joke but it's quite true-either court settlement or lottery,thanks to Big Brother/corporate culture :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is all too real ...
@TheOnion: American Dream Now An Out-Of-Court Settlement http://onion.com/1dbp0qXThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion living the dreamThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#Onpoli,#cdnPoli,#theDailyShow So this is where the idea of merit went!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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