.@TheOnion We would like to file a missing train report. Do you know who we should speak with?
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@ABradbury We'll cheers to that, Anna.
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@TheOnion: WARNING: Graphic footage of violent Coors Light Party Train crash http://onion.com/1cvUw2P ” drink coors light to remember the deadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@IanKwasny @PictoPirate haha genius!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@joeprairie@TheOnion Conclusive proof that wherever there is Coors, a party is sure to follow. Even if it is a rescue party.
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LOL esp."eyewitness video"from iPhone held wrong way:
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@StevenEdeSouza The new iPhone app Horizon lets you film all video in widescreen regardless of how you hold your phone. -
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@TheOnion this must be funny I guess? Since last year there was some massive train crashes and literally hundreds died.#veryUSAofyouThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion one time that Coors Light train derailed by my house, didn't help survivors but made off with as many 24-packs as I could carry.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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