@TheOnion A train that fast means we can safely rule out Amtrak.
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@TheOnion - how does a train travel at 27,000 miles per hour?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bruce Willis was the only survivor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BREAKING: Train traveling at over 27,000 mph has crashed, mass casualties expected Was it#ACA#Obamacare ? Many casualties!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they aren't going to find anyone a train that crashes that fast just explodes into dust lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion almost got me that time…Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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SO FUNNY! LMAO “
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@TheOnion At such speed, I assume nothing is left of the train. Not to talk about the passengers in it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh no! Haha!"
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That's fast :( “
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