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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jan 2014

    Grotesque Child Born With Only 99% Normal Human DNA http://onion.com/1aS8UpP pic.twitter.com/9ibjjpPkNG

    10:33 AM - 16 Jan 2014
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    • Archarn natanyapat Diana Morgan david Karl Boshart Zach Kirkland Tommy Stubblefield Jay Fiona Slumbering Sloth
    35 replies 923 retweets 614 likes
      1. Matt Palsgrove‏ @MPalsgrove 16 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Grotesque Child Born With Only 99% Normal Human DNA http://onion.com/1aS8UpP  pic.twitter.com/PtxJRsxZf3”@SamZuidema

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      1. A wolf named Beth‏ @FurryBeta 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Cuter than a baby with 100% human DNA @dr_krissy

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      1. KYLE JAMES‏ @kylejamestunes 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @dpruzi brilliant.

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      1. The Bomb‏ @COsB52BOMB 16 Jan 2014
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        For the love of Zeus YES! RT @TheOnion Grotesque Child Born With Only 99% Normal Human DNA http://onion.com/1aS8UpP pic.twitter.com/rTxBUyELS0

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      2. Tim Coxhill‏ @TimCoxhill 16 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Grotesque Child Born With Only 99% Normal Human DNA http://onion.com/1aS8UpP  pic.twitter.com/dp1ffgTwED”@cudell_ after your last tweet

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      3. Catherine Udell‏ @cudell_ 16 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TimCoxhill

        @TimCoxhill haha point proven. They're all right, just don't understand when people coo over them. Monkeys are good, just not attractive...

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      4. Tim Coxhill‏ @TimCoxhill 16 Jan 2014
        Replying to @cudell_

        @cudell_ 🙉 not listening, NOT LISTENING!

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      5. End of conversation
      1. baby blue‏ @viavia777 24 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion kiss

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      1. MARIE ZURIE‏ @MarieZurie 18 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Think the Onion needs Dr Phil on staff full time.

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      1. RHALLEY DA SILVA‏ @RHALLEYSILVA 17 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion GENTE NAO FICA AI PARADO CLICA AkI E CADASTRA AQUI http://www.telexfree.com/wfds2014  E SIMPLES PREENCHE TODO O FORMULARIO ONLINE PAGA A TAXA

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      1. Julia Armstrong‏ @jmiami21040 17 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion beatuful small wonder. he needs hugs and love and care.

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      1. Tom Chaney‏ @gs_tlc4 17 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Patrick Payne‏ @patrickrpayne 16 Jan 2014
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        So good: “@TheOnion: Grotesque Child Born With Only 99% Normal Human DNA http://onion.com/1aS8UpP  pic.twitter.com/S87VYB6q2w”

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      1. Atilrak‏ @thisspeckofdust 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I don't understand. Is there an article with this headline?

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      1. Katie Anderson‏ @obmomm 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Ha!

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      1. lucas vicars‏ @lukevicars 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @Chaunky dying. So funny

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      1. Chris Sherwin‏ @Soylent81 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I, for one, think she/he is adorable. Cuter than other babies I've seen.

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      1. Liza Smitzch‏ @RealLizaSmitzch 16 Jan 2014
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        Whoa! looks like a monkey “@TheOnion: Grotesque Child Born With Only 99% Normal Human DNA http://onion.com/1aS8UpP  pic.twitter.com/1j7p4fIUdB”

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