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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jan 2014

    In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shithttp://onion.com/1d7PMQQ 

    6:45 AM - 16 Jan 2014
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      1. Taylor Caddell‏ @TaylorCaddell 16 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ” @SirCamelot1

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      1. Evan Robertson‏ @evanrobertsonDC 16 Jan 2014
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        @melpels RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shithttp://onion.com/1d7PMQQ 

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      1. Dave Schappell‏ @daveschappell 16 Jan 2014
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        I hope @TheOnion never goes away --> In Focus: "Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ” #fb

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      1. dieterij‏ @dieterij 16 Jan 2014
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        Lmao. This brought tears to my eyes. “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ”

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      1. goodgrrrl‏ @goodgrrrl 16 Jan 2014
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        LOL!!! RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shithttp://onion.com/1d7PMQQ 

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      1. Ron Allred‏ @booswayne01 16 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ”. RT @theredqueen87 this sounds like Wilbur ....haha

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      1. Nagaraj Nagabushanam‏ @naganaga 16 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ” if you ever owned a dog, you know about this!

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      1. Ashley Kendera‏ @AK47_A_Train 16 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ” @JKbutseriously_

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      1. Bobby Adams‏ @CheeksAdams 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion took him long enough

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      1. Dude‏ @phitchy 16 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ” @Susiepotter5 Bahahahaha! Aldis all the way!!😬💩

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      1. Daniel Braithwaite‏ @danbraithwaite 16 Jan 2014
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        Wilbur to a t: “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ”

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      1. John Serna‏ @JohnDeereLetter 16 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ” @Spain_Alejandro

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      1. Christopher Shadle‏ @SpikedNeatFreak 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion LMAO

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      1. Andy Haldy‏ @ahaldy 16 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ” @OZBuckshank33

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      1. Max Rai‏ @MrMax1027 16 Jan 2014
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        Story of my life “@TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit http://onion.com/1d7PMQQ ”

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      1. Elroy Beefstu Stacey‏ @ElroyBeefstu 16 Jan 2014
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        Nice scientific treatment of the process. RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shithttp://onion.com/1d7PMQQ 

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      1. Edward Pierce‏ @FatCatEditorial 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Cats know better. http://fatcateditorial.weebly.com 

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      1. Paul Campbell‏ @paul_m_campbell 16 Jan 2014
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        Attn @genevebergeron RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shithttp://onion.com/1d7PMQQ 

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      1. Lake Superior Photo‏ @LAKSuperiorFoto 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion OMG that's my dog..totally

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