@TheOnion @itsjustarnett WAY TOO CLOSE TO HOME BRO
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@TheOnion: Unemployed, Miserable Man Still Remembers Teacher Who First Made Him Fall In Love With Writing http://onion.com/1hseYqt ” HahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wait, is this story about me?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ah, followed by the piece on the lonely, drug-addled man who reminisced about the counselor who told him to follow his dreams.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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