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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jan 2014

    POLL: Do You Believe In Evolution?http://onion.com/1hsftRC 

    5:03 PM - 15 Jan 2014
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      2. ni‏ @nijaid 15 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @aditya_k_adidas @jman1097

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      3. BSD JORGE‏ @Jman1097 15 Jan 2014
        Replying to @nijaid

        @Nijaid @TheOnion @aditya_k_adidas I like how Utah believes in it when it's filled with religious mormons

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      1. Jesse Pederson‏ @JessePederson 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion There's gotta be a book somewhere that could tell me if I do or not. Let me look.

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      1. John Lee‏ @TheJohnDLee 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion yes, next poll, do you believe in gravity?

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      1. carly tennant‏ @carly_did_it 16 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion yes

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      1. Everblossom Farm‏ @EverblossomFarm 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Do you believe that a woman can give birth to a baby? If yes, then yes.

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      1. Larry Wood‏ @LarryWo24363517 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion yea

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      1. Michael Sweeney‏ @hawkriver 15 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Believe In Evolution? http://onion.com/1hsftRC ” // My views are evolving.

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      1. Angie Szani‏ @AngieSzani 15 Jan 2014
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        Would anyone really say no? “@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Believe In Evolution? http://onion.com/1hsftRC ”

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      1. Billy Whiting‏ @blacktopiii 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @deconverter yup

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      1. Scott Wuest‏ @ScottNavyChief 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I believe that God creates things however he wants!!!

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      1. E.C. (Gene) Ayres‏ @GeneECAyres 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Some humans descend from troglodytes. Others are still troglodytes.

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      1. brainwarts‏ @brainwarts1 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Of course not, it's an atheist conspiracy to undermine America. What a silly question.

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      1. lizloveslaughs‏ @lizloveslaughs 15 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Do u Believe In Evolution? http://onion.com/1hsftRC ” ➡️ARGUED by student&coach@ catholic institution #higherlearning #satire

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      1. Sandra Lee Larsen‏ @wakuwandering 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes, but too many not much evolved!

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      1. Tommy Crossen‏ @tommy_crossen 15 Jan 2014
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        "@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Believe In Evolution? http://onion.com/1hsftRC " @FollowARogers

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      1. Yasemin Atalay‏ @iosonoyaso 15 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Believe In Evolution? http://onion.com/1hsftRC ” @kucukpit

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