@TheOnion no, the bible says adam and eve, not adam and evolution.
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@TheOnion Evolution? Sure. But gravity? What a crock.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Believe In The Theory Of Evolution? http://onion.com/1dwe9Oh ” LMAOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"Take one look at these sculpted calves and tell me I wasn’t intelligently designed." MT
@TheOnion: Believe In Evol? http://onion.com/1dwe9OhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am pretty sure my opposable thumbs typing on my iPhone do.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm gonna wait and see if anything evolves in the next few years before making my final decision.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Short answer? The Bachelor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes. I was once a Creationist, but I evolved.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Theory Of Evolution? No - It seriously needs some science applied first which will not leave much behind afterwards...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seriously?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes I do I was born with a tail that got cut when I was a bay so I never got to enjoy it. Also I have a webbed toe as does my sonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And don't get me started on Relativity. No faster than light travel? Seriously? Didn't Einstein ever watch Star Trek?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ridiculous question. Theories aren't believed, they're tested then accepted as fact or dismissed as wrong.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Whoops, you gotta change those "<i>"s into "<em>"s if you want those italics to render.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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