“@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Yeah, I put my dog in my will, but it was mostly as a ‘fuck you’ to my kids.” @alexjpolack sounds like dad!
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Yeah, I put my dog in my will, but it was mostly as a ‘fuck you’ to my kids.” http://onion.com/1aoscCO ”LMAOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Playframe that's really sadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it pays to be loyalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yayyy thanks for the idea now run to my lawyerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Says a lot about what is really happening in the world.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mean, but funny! :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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