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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jan 2014

    Military officials say an intervention in Congress would involve a three-pronged attack http://onion.com/1gG36Ai pic.twitter.com/hFKUlSXStA

    11:29 AM - 14 Jan 2014
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      2. Jeremy Varner‏ @JDVarner 14 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion funny, but I hope you realize how many people are going to respond with "we should totally do this"

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      2. Ryan Heller‏ @HellerNosam 17 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @mmmtylerkimball omg the onion closing lines always get me haha

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      3. spooky doots‏ @mmmmtyler 17 Jan 2014
        Replying to @HellerNosam

        @HellerNosam @TheOnion haha yeah I particularly liked this one.

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      1. Blaine H. Reynolds‏ @blainehreynolds 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion but what if they get out on the secret tunnel cars?

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      1. Frederick A. Babb‏ @FABB1963 15 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Imagine all that work only to discover there is nothing worth intervening inside. http://www.frederickbabb.com 

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      1. Rob Hanson‏ @bikebrewbake 14 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion flaw in plan: Congress flees east to Supreme Court. Please include encirclement and destruction of force.

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      1. Jennifer L. Snow‏ @Jlsnicks142 14 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Just Luv It & agree w/Grass Roots mean Ground Forces! Need way more than 3, more like 8- get rid of ALL Attorneys start there lol

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      1. walter edwards‏ @walteredwards2 14 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion conduct secondary attack on supreme court and bombard them with common sense beams.

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      1. Anjanette Riley‏ @AnjanetteRiley 14 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion But what about their hearts and minds?

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      1. walter edwards‏ @walteredwards2 14 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Just conduct a siege. Cut off all accrss to lobbyist and dark money and jam all communications and media. Leave only constitution

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      1. Jeff Kuck‏ @jeffreyrkuck 14 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1gG36Ai  pic.twitter.com/33yc9Qec0H” really freaking funny! Haha

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      1. thefacesblur‏ @thefacesblur 14 Jan 2014
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        @theonion too relevant. too awesome! now we just need some grassroots "ground forces" to make this happen.

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