@TheOnion DAAAMN YOU MATTRESS MICK!
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@TheOnion if only@BensonsForBeds would deliver my mattress instead of citing national security reasons and driving off. BizarreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you are correct about the phone bills. Make them go awayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my horoscope definitely panned out ahead of schedule, only the quarter fell out in my car, not on the sofa. Same effect.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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