@TheOnion It's one thing to make jest of people who put themselves in awkward situations, but this is not funny. This is something serious.
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@TheOnion: NFL Concludes Ex-Players Taking Their Own Lives Because 'They Miss Football So Much' http://onion.com/1h8p8MW ” cameoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wanting to be remembered for what they did not what they became.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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