@Jon__Wallace possibly familiar to you MT '@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Girlfriend Overdoses On Lotion http://onion.com/1h8okrn ”
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I so want to be a contributor to
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@TheOnion too funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Girlfriend Overdoses On Lotion http://onion.com/1h8okrn ”Ron Burgundy would love this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Every once in awhile they write one just for me. “
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I mean, GEM. Made my day.
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@WhitneyE@chrismainz “slather on a layer of cedarwood foam, wait a few minutes, and then start rubbing on some shiny body butter"
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Oh Gawd, I fear for my lip balm addiction. "
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