@TheOnion @JohnWhitely ha...6 mins!
Maybe that's why your train was so delayed 



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@TheOnion: ‘We’llBeMoving Shortly,’SaysTrainConductor WaitingForWorkersToRemove DeadBodyFrom Tracks http://onion.com/1cLZBY3 ”@michellehardyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah, but it's 45 mins for an ordinary derailment. Where's the respect?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion =Strange words(http://www.facebook.com/helmy.elsaid )Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is real life. Happened to me on my first train ride ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh damnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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