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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jan 2014

    Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometownhttp://onion.com/1cLWAH3 

    4:31 PM - 10 Jan 2014
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    • Brett Forrest Justin Welham 🌐 Stephen nick Mike Thomson H.M.S. @Hamarai (6-1; 5-2) LagemasG Lauren Bryant Keith Hatch
    50 replies 195 retweets 141 likes
      1. JD‏ @StackofDimes 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1cLWAH3 ” @Camaro_Kev & I live this

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      1. Jake McCormick‏ @Jake_BrewHoop 10 Jan 2014
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        Me at In N Out in PHX RT @TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometownhttp://onion.com/1cLWAH3 

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      1. naqi‏ @drnaqi 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is you, @tjf513, right? RT @TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometownhttp://onion.com/1cLWAH3 

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      1. elle breakfast tea‏ @ellletea 10 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1cLWAH3 ” @Roxsb

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      1. hogmeat‏ @mcinnisfrontier 10 Jan 2014
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        @braingrub ahahaha "@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1cLWAH3 ”

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      1. Anne Lane Witt‏ @VaPriestess 10 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Except we don't have Carl's Jr in VA; we have Hardees.

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      1. Mike Thomson‏ @Internet_Mike 10 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1cLWAH3 ” shout out to Erie!

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      1. Steven‏ @Balrog448 11 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Virginia Beach doesn't have Carls Jr. We have Hardees. It's an east/west thing, like Checkers and Rally's. I expect a correction.

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      2. Collin‏ @C_Longstreet 11 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1cLWAH3 ” @J2Metal

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      3. J‏ @J2Metal 11 Jan 2014
        Replying to @C_Longstreet

        @c_longstreet That is an accurate account of all it takes to be excited when leaving Erie.

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      1. Glenn Daniel Wright‏ @Don_Bigotes 11 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every vacation of mine... “@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1cLWAH3 ”

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      1. Jonathan Beecroft‏ @JonnyBeecroft 11 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I was this man a few days ago, This man is what I was. I was really hungry for in and out burger. I have no regrets.

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      1. Chris Welsh‏ @C_W_Writes 11 Jan 2014
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        @nickomahoney me too. Pretty sure it is every man.

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      1. jonny‏ @jonnydhughes 10 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1cLWAH3 ” the onion wrote about me...

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      1. Will Young‏ @wyoungmn 10 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm beyond guilty of this

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      1. MrENC‏ @MrENCmusic 10 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1cLWAH3 ” // or "touring band"...

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