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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jan 2014

    Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometownhttp://onion.com/1dkeK5x 

    9:18 AM - 10 Jan 2014
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    28 replies 179 retweets 164 likes
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      2. Chris Hawkey‏Verified account @Chris_Hawkey 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1dkeK5x ” @ThatsALottaGs

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. rich delaney‏ @Daddythefatty 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @Chris_Hawkey

        @Chawk1003 @JenGlurUrbach - I went to college in Mayville and was always so excited to come back to the cities for White Castle!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jennifer Glur Urbach‏ @JenGlurUrbach 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @Daddythefatty

        @Daddythefatty @Chawk1003 I grew up in Mayville. We were excited to go anywhere there was a fast food franchise #livinginBFE

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Steph‏ @thesteph7 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @J_eze_F @mumus4Jesus @indy_jane “@TheOnion:Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1dkeK5x ”

        2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. J. Ezequiel #AbolishICE‏ @J_eze_F 11 Jan 2014
        Replying to @thesteph7

        @_stephpowell @mumus4Jesus @indy_jane Haha honestly they could have used a picture of us and I wouldn't be mad. 😹

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. xxxxxxx‏ @xxxxxxx 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @catch_smiley RT @TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1dkeK5x 

        1 reply 3 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jessica L. Conditt‏Verified account @JessConditt 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reminds me of @RealBenGilbert craving In-N-Out at CES: RT @TheOnion Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Arthur Gies‏Verified account @aegies 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @JessConditt

        @JessConditt @RealBenGilbert @TheOnion i get excited whenever i see a wienerschnitzel.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jessica L. Conditt‏Verified account @JessConditt 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @aegies

        @aegies @RealBenGilbert @TheOnion THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jessica L. Conditt‏Verified account @JessConditt 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @JessConditt

        @aegies @RealBenGilbert @TheOnion ... I'm the wurst.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Matt Doyon‏ @TheDoyonian 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rebeccasfiddler RT @TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometownhttp://onion.com/1dkeK5x 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Rebecca Fiddler‏ @rebeccasfiddler 17 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheDoyonian

        @TheDoyonian @TheOnion haha too funny....and sooo me!!! Love me some Carls Jr. And Jack in the Box!!! :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Matt Doyon‏ @TheDoyonian 17 Jan 2014
        Replying to @rebeccasfiddler

        @rebeccasfiddler Haha you came to mind the minute I read it!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Philip Schwartz‏ @PhilmerPhiI 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Skaters not from CA + In-N-Out RT @TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometownhttp://onion.com/1dkeK5x 

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      1. Aaron Petersen‏ @ajpetebyu 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion for me Carl's Jr is about the six dollar burger. There are better burgers but it's pretty good.

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      1. obi-yuan kenobi‏ @yuanchyi 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like me and in-n-out “@TheOnion: Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://onion.com/1dkeK5x ”

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      1. Will Raines‏ @PandaRap 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @KFizzo I feel like this RT was directed at me.

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