@TheOnion NFL most have ties to Halliburton
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@TheOnion hahaha OUCH!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: NFL Concludes Ex-Players Taking Their Own Lives Because 'They Miss Football So Much' http://onion.com/1a49gch ”@Brett_FarstveetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think it's because they've found out they have never actually played "football", but only egg tossing in armour.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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