@TheOnion onion u make me cry when I cut into u it burns so so much couldn't u be more savory
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@TheOnion yes I cant stand when they feel they have to know everything with all the probing wait... r they aliens now there's a storyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I bet the govt likes the tax money more than those 8 million saved lives. -
@sonotartistic@TheOnion Thank you, Ms Obvious!
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@TheOnion But what if you're too stupid to even save your own life. Oh, wait - hell, yes, by all means light up. Cleaning the gene pool!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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