@TheOnion You guys are supposed to make shit up, not do actual reporting.
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@kiza30@TheOnion@SteveAndo84 she shouldn't be running a business in her condition beef you slave driver!
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@TheOnion Global Warming scares the hell outta me. Hurry up moon colony. At this point growing old in space sounds safer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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