@TheOnion don't you ever slander tom hanks
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I just love The Onion. cc:
@Twoods3 “@TheOnion: Delusional Man Somehow Thinks He’s Going To Get Oscar Nomination http://onion.com/KAGxmt ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion U mean I'm Not Going to Get a Nod 4 Being the Most amazing person in My Own Mind Not Good I told Myself I was shoe In 4 the OscarThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've been practicing my acceptance speech. Hanks doesn't stand a chance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't know this Tom Hanks kid looks like he just may have what it takes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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