@TheOnion Bring it. We stand ready.
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@TheOnion Might as well. My cat won't do it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Possessed by satanic forces, your dog will soon order you to murder all those squirrels..."@DanaJGould#thatsyourbit!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "You'll continue to sweat the small stuff this Thursday, thanks to a set of abnormally large exocrine glands." Pretty much true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hey man... as a squirrel, i take offense to this meaningless astrological whatever... i'll just stay away from dogs...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Possessed by satanic forces, your dog will soon order you to murder all those squirrels| Your Horoscopes http://onion.com/1dsYSbUThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Your Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1dsYSbU ”#funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Either that or let him out so he can take care of it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My grand dolg Bailey is all over the squirrel killingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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