@TheOnion I have an electric fireplace, I will warm up by sticking my tongue in the socket!
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@TheOnion What's wrong with you? Don't you know that heat rises? ON TOP of the logs!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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ha!
@TheOnion For the toastiest spot in the house, head to the fireplace and crawl under burning logs. http://onion.com/1ibq6YYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Considering it!

@TheOnion: For the toastiest spot in the house, head to the fireplace and crawl under burning logshttp://onion.com/1ibq6YYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@AnneEFair lol thanks sis!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Doing the last one now. //RT
@TheOnion: Tips For Keeping Warm http://onion.com/1ibq6YYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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