@TheOnion I told my wife, but we kept the kid anyway...
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@TheOnion We rich got rich not by being stupid, but in spite of it! Carriage house now six car garage, you repulsive peasant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cost of a kid = better be making an extra $20k a year.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bullshitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Illuminati HAD to sacrifice kids to move up the 33-step crime ladder- http://exopolitics.blogs.com/files/james-casbolt-mi6-buried.alive.pdf … & NOW EXTINCT http://www.ashtarontheroad.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@cregadeth and I wonder if the big football men on the other team say stuff like this to Colin kapernick on the fieldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is AWESOME 'ammunition' and should make the conversation with the wife that little less trickyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's what my daughter always believed.#untilshemetherbirthmom#everyadoptedkidsdaydreamThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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