@TheOnion Is it for 65-year-olds or 60-year-olds? I don’t know if I can trust you as a news source anymore…
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@TheOnion: New Forced-Retirement Community Opens For Local 65-Year-Olds http://onion.com/1csDg1x ” great! Moms been falling down a lot lately.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks Obama!!!111Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sixty something isn't old. Tina Turners legs look better than the people running the place. Lbvs#stillkindameanthoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Wait until this isn't parody
#soon#logansrun “@TheOnion: New Forced-Retirement Community Opens For 65-Year-Olds http://onion.com/1csDg1x ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Please tweet Auction of Black Rhino by Dallas Safari Club Deceptions of the Hunting Community http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1072628 …#ireportThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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