@TheOnion I have tried this....never works
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@TheOnion: Man On First Date Cunningly Leaves Behind One Of His Fingers At Woman’s House http://onion.com/1bC0ONQ ”@michaelwessjohnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is there anything more insane than The Onion? ;-) -
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@_not_Ian_@TheOnion I'm still getting my head around onions being capable of journalism, satirical or otherwise... -
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@TheOnion Wish I could find a romantic guy like thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oldest trick in the book, but it works every time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If it was cunningly, wouldn't it have been the tongue?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Co-stanza.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man On First Date Cunningly Leaves Behind One Of His Fingers At Woman’s House http://onion.com/1bC0ONQ ”. That's how it's done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How did that happen I may ask.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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: "@TheOnion: Man On First Date Cunningly Leaves Behind One Of His Fingers At Woman’s House http://onion.com/1bC0ONQ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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As a souvenir? RT
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@TheOnion Hope He was smart enuf Not to leave the wrong One Dumb AssThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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