@TheOnion as long as it wasnt "did I leave my finger in you"
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@TheOnion "hey I just met you and this is crazy, but did I leave my finger at your house maybe?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@thebloodtheatre@TheOnion@AestheticGamer1 Romantic horror film idea joining "Top 10: Romantic Horror Films http://thebloodtheatre.com/top-10-romantic-horror-films/ …"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Now all I have to do to is call her and ask, ‘Did I leave one of my fingers at your house?’" http://onion.com/1bC0LBJ ” very grossThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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