@TheOnion Gross! Is he dating Hannibal Lechter's sister?
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@TheOnion: Man On First Date Cunningly Leaves Behind One Of His Fingers At Woman’s House http://onion.com/1bC0Jtz ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JennDiFaz18 That is hysterical!
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