“@TheOnion: In Focus: Least Common New Year’s Resolutions http://onion.com/1akbkJU ”


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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion -Not broken as often as the most common resolutions.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my new year's resolution is to be less lazThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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