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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Dec 2013

    Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits http://onion.com/1ijCGYC  #OurAnnualYear

    4:15 PM - 28 Dec 2013
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    • Not Yusuke Salad Czar Doug Brian Oleniczak M.J Mack Patrick It's Adam Cody J Clements Lorigold Rozzmatazz
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      1. Robert Garisto‏ @RobertGaristo 28 Dec 2013
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        Last line about classical physics is best RT @TheOnion: Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits http://onion.com/1ijCGYC 

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      1. Erin Hiller‏ @eehiller 29 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits http://onion.com/1ijCGYC  #OurAnnualYear” @valantweetio #totesourjob

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      1. Leslie Kiliper‏ @QLAK 28 Dec 2013
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        Ha ha ha. “@TheOnion: Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits http://onion.com/1ijCGYC  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Ali‏ @AliAl_kadhim 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion @O1ld3y "Snack's existence cannot be explained by classical Fig Newtonian physics" LMFAO

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      1. #Matrix 4 Is Here‏ @Matrix4Movie 31 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion @paulfeig #Matrix4 Book Trailer What you thought you knew was a lie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW27JvHGF7M … #TheMatrix #Matrix

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      1. jebberjaw‏ @jebberjaw 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion what's next? a hemidemisemi wafer?! a dodecahydrox cookie?!?

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      1. Francesco Caporusso‏ @czesco 28 Dec 2013
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        RT @TheOnion Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits http://onion.com/1ijCGYC  #OurAnnualYear

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      1. Dr. Mark Ettensohn‏ @DrEttensohn 28 Dec 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits http://onion.com/1ijCGYC 

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      1. E.C. (Gene) Ayres‏ @GeneECAyres 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Nonsense. All snack products are at least as stable as those who depend upon them.

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      1. Art Carden‏ @artcarden 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion @Austan_Goolsbee I'll be really impressed when they get to the (theoretically possible) infinitriscuits.

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      1. Nick‏ @quirky_gym_rat 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion lmao! I hate to sound like a tool, but a positron is a beta particle. :/

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      1. Mel Mck‏ @NoExcusesMel 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion: Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits http://onion.com/1ijCGYC  ~ As a physics friend...👊😍👊 #dontgiveup #😉

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      1. Tricia C‏ @tricia_cee 28 Dec 2013
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        Awesome, I want one! "@TheOnion: Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits http://onion.com/1ijCGYC  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Shay Roush‏ @ShayRoush 28 Dec 2013
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      1. Courtney French‏ @Courtney_DeHaan 28 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits http://onion.com/1ijCGYC  #OurAnnualYear” thank you!

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