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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Dec 2013

    Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  #OurAnnualYear

    1:15 PM - 28 Dec 2013
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    32 replies 254 retweets 226 likes
      1. misspia‏ @littlepealondon 28 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  @curlybecs @missginnyhelen #thebest

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      1. Rachel Whitt‏ @R_Whitt 28 Dec 2013
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        Hilarious! “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Spartybasketball‏ @SpartyBasketbal 28 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All the single ladies be like: RT @TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available?http://onion.com/1ijCg4I 

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      1. Todd Martin‏ @JusFappinAround 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion @noradegs cough cough. We feel the same about girls

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      1. Halloween-nah Black‏ @hannahcblack 28 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  #OurAnnualYear” 😂😂😂 Read this, I'm dead.

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      1.  🦇 madison  🦇‏ @_mercurials 29 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  #OurAnnualYear” literally cried 😂😭

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      1. Leigh in Space‏ @leighformayor 28 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Asking tough questions “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Megan Makowski‏ @MMkowski14 28 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I found one who's available... and now taken... guess I got both... #foundhim

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      1. Avalon Rain‏ @avalon_rain 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped

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      2. Shelby who?‏ @kittycatsbff 28 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  why @Catalina_Anali Is single

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      3. scaredy cat  💀‏ @Catalina_Anali 29 Dec 2013
        Replying to @kittycatsbff

        @kittycatsbff #mylife

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      4. End of conversation
      1. brandon holmes‏ @brandondotwitty 28 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  #OurAnnualYear” Amirite ladies?!

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      1. Pil‏ @PilFlaneur 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion life is hard when you know you can't get things you really want when the only things you want are the things you can't have

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      1. just your friendly neighborhood libertarian witch‏ @KatieTierneyH 28 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  Story of every women's struggles

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      1. Jer Bear‏ @JaredTalton 28 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Jonah‏ @jonah780 28 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. It is I, Mo-Dean‏ @constantine_jn 28 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  << Retweeting once more, with feeling

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      1. LINDA WHITACRE‏ @lindappropriate 28 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I  #OurAnnualYear” #thingsthatmakemelaugh

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      1. Mitu Mirazun‏ @Mitu_Mirazun 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion that's always been my question too.

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