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@TheOnion men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicappedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1ijCg4I why@Catalina_Anali Is single - End of conversation
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@TheOnion life is hard when you know you can't get things you really want when the only things you want are the things you can't haveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's always been my question too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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