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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Dec 2013

    NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day http://onion.com/1ijyS9P  #OurAnnualYear

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      1. 𝕁𝕒𝕪𝕒 𝔻𝕦𝕓𝕖𝕪‏ @msjdubey 28 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Damn! Can't find my ammo.

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      1. Kaz Schmanski‏ @KSchmanski 27 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day http://onion.com/1ijyS9P  #OurAnnualYear”😂😂😂 #guns

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      1. Mark L. Stram, MD‏ @nstzyadoc 27 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day http://onion.com/1ijyS9P  #OurAnnualYear” 😛

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      1. Phillip Bradbury‏ @prb0101 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion and keep the door boobie trapped

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      1. Shepody Boy‏ @Midgic 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion NRA " National Radical Americans". One of the reasons the country is going down and down!

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      1. rick kelley‏ @lightsoverland 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Does this really happen in our inner cities? #surprised #moregunslessproblems

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      1. Mark Hansen‏ @Markyisd1 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion NRA proposes that all nation wide mmbrs, (fools) observ aniver of NRA by shootin themselvs in th foot. A, ya, a dats a good idear!

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      1. John‏ @CursorTN 27 Dec 2013
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        “NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class...http://onion.com/1ijyS9P ” When did @theonion stop being fake news?

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      1. Jesus H. Christ‏ @ItsYourPalJesus 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion But that breaks the first rule, "do not aim at anything you do not intend to shoot"

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      1. Gaurilla‏ @Gaurilla 27 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day http://onion.com/1ijyS9P  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Pil‏ @PilFlaneur 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion guns, cameras, action!

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      1. Adam DeMars‏ @zambieninja 27 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day http://onion.com/1ijyS9P  #OurAnnualYear”

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      2. Ding‏ @BlackBettysBlog 27 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That's just stupid, which means liberals will believe it's true.

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      3. sad desk lunch‏ @RocketSauce7 27 Dec 2013
        Replying to @BlackBettysBlog

        @BlackBettysBlog @TheOnion this is a satire site moron

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      4. Ding‏ @BlackBettysBlog 27 Dec 2013
        Replying to @RocketSauce7

        @RocketSauce7 @TheOnion No kidding, moron.

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      5. sad desk lunch‏ @RocketSauce7 27 Dec 2013
        Replying to @BlackBettysBlog

        @BlackBettysBlog you're new to this, "reading" thing, huh cowboy?

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      6. Ding‏ @BlackBettysBlog 27 Dec 2013
        Replying to @RocketSauce7

        @RocketSauce7 QED. Moron.

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      7. sad desk lunch‏ @RocketSauce7 28 Dec 2013
        Replying to @BlackBettysBlog

        @BlackBettysBlog I feel sorry for ya bud

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      8. Ding‏ @BlackBettysBlog 29 Dec 2013
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        @RocketSauce7 Feel this, bud.

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