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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Dec 2013

    Michelle Obama Opens Up In ‘Marie Claire’: ‘Our Sex Life Has Never Been More Open, More Experimental’ http://onion.com/1hH0jHS  #OurAnnualYear

    6:01 AM - 27 Dec 2013
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    • OrdoLiberalism🎃🇺🇸 Brandon Brooks Patrick Widow Speak Mitch Meyer Righteous Dude go far for bread(法伯力) Andrew Jewell Dianna
    19 replies 82 retweets 64 likes
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      2. Deplorable ImaCracka ❌‏ @JanetOstrowski1 27 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @instapundit OMG, did she really say all this? I can't believe a First Lady, even tacky Michelle would ever reveal this sex talk.

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      3. Instapundit.com‏ @instapundit 27 Dec 2013
        Replying to @JanetOstrowski1

        @JanetOstrowski1 @TheOnion It's the Onion.

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      1. Janice Yan 閻奕格‏ @janiceyanyige 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion wow I'm not sure how I feel about this

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      1. noah meineke‏ @rryyddeerr 29 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion so sick of seeing the same tweets three and four times. I'm done with you, onion.

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      1. مريم‏ @kalhusai 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion @sipadmohd ohh merr gerrd!! This is Christian grey in reality. Barack and Michelle Obama 😱😂😂 http://onion.com/1hH0jHS 

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      1. ClumpOfCells, CRE‏ @CalkinsMark 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion @instapundit Ya know that's not even funny. I just finished breakfast.

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      1. Kristi Williams‏ @KSW221 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Wow total TMI. I wonder if her husband know she's airing their whole sex life, including role playing and chocking? Nice.

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      2. Teresa Slater‏ @Crazymoodz 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion isn't that what happens when you add a silent partner???? I've heard a few men say that it spices up thongs a bit

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      3. Teresa Slater‏ @Crazymoodz 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion damn auto correct things but thongs work as well .... Lol

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      1. Ding‏ @BlackBettysBlog 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion She let @barackobama have his clackers back? Hmmmm ...

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      1. Lauren Davis‏ @LaurenAshleyD90 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Wow...T.M.I!

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      1. The Tourism News‏ @thetourismnews 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion hahahaha HS!

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      1. Stephanie Ortez‏ @StephyOrtez 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion #OurAnnualYear the audacity and satire, just plain funny

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      1. adam watkins‏ @freeforallll 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion obamas mother is white i wonder if he got the white gene and lost th ebest part of being a balck man the bbc.

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      1. Enkhtur‏ @enkhtur 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion aiin? Uchirtai yum yar'san bna..

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      1. catherine annette‏ @anantucketlady 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Can't even imagine. Why would she even go there?

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      1. cecy fernandes 13 #EuSouHaddad 13‏ @cecyfernandes 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion KUA KUA, KUA!!!

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      1. Justin Briggs‏ @jbriggs51 27 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion @Hayley_Erin16

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      1. Robin Diglio‏ @Jinglinbaby 27 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Michelle Obama Opens Up In ‘Marie Claire’: ‘Our Sex Life Has Never Been More Open, More Experimental’ http://onion.com/1hH0jHS  ”😝

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