“@TheOnion: God Feeling Down In Dumps After Death Of Grandmother http://onion.com/1hGZUFm #OurAnnualYear” @Jenn_Tisdale
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@TheOnion@AtheistRepublic@FuckingAtheist She was 18 billion years old, for God's sake (quite literally) and no one was surprised. -
@TheOnion@AtheistRepublic@FuckingAtheist Well, like everything else He did create his grandma (weird, right?) so He has to be feeling bad.
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod you should check this outThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ... if you do not take it to heart to give honor to My name, says the LORD ..., then I will send the curse upon you... Malachi 2:1 -
@ShariAlexander1@TheOnion Oh no, some phrases from a book written by iron age peasants. How intimidating. -
@TheeCynical@TheOnion ...I am the Lord; I change not. Mal 3:6 Heaven...earth shall pass away,... my words shall never pass away. Matt 24:35
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@TheOnion God man, dude I feel ya. My grammy died too man.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ezekiel 21:12 “
@TheOnion: God Feeling Down In Dumps After Death Of Grandmother http://onion.com/1hGZUFm#OurAnnualYear"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i love following you on twitter, but the constant spam and repeat article tweets suck ass. Just cut back a tad. We all see them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well God's not alone, i miss my Grandma too.#FeelingOrphaned#IMissYouGrandmaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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