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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2013

    Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1hGZMWz  #OurAnnualYear

    5:15 PM - 26 Dec 2013
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    • Branden Foley Zach Withrow Anonymous🏴 Alexandra Slone Ben Pier TEC Manny Gasca Pedro Rocha Patrick Kevin
    12 replies 119 retweets 92 likes
      1.  ♥ Moui  ♥‏Verified account @moui 27 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ลองเปลี่ยนชื่อประเทศเป็น "ไทยแลนด์" จิ RT @TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1hGZMWz  #OurAnnualYear

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      1. Rob‏ @robg0927 15 Jan 2015
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        Lest we forget... RT:"@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter Warhttp://onion.com/1hGZMWz 

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      1. PraneshRajendraKumar‏ @Pranesh_P_R_K 27 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1hGZMWz  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1.  🌴 Eden Golshani‏ @edeng 26 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1hGZMWz  #OurAnnualYear” @JackSpehn

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      1. Davepro‏ @Davepro7496 26 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion the last thing they need is a bunch of hairy gay guys like @kyle_patton running around.

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      1. Fa Raz‏ @angrybrownguy 26 Dec 2013
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        that's messed up. RT @TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1hGZMWz  #OurAnnualYear

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      1. James Crawford‏ @Mista_Craw4ed 26 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Real bears!

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      2. Schwabsnaggler‏ @cam_schwab 26 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1hGZMWz  #OurAnnualYear” @LordDesaulniers

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      3. Brandon Desaulniers‏ @LordDesaulniers 26 Dec 2013
        Replying to @cam_schwab

        @cam_schwab @TheOnion Yes, annual means yearly cameron :P But the bear thing changes things most definitely

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      1. Chad Neibaur‏ @BSUFanChad 26 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion the report also says swarms of fire ants massing at the boarder ears i can handle FUCK fire ants

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      1. Howard A. Funk‏ @austinfunk93 26 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1hGZMWz  #OurAnnualYear” poor Syria lol

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      1. Crossover God‏ @paul_2loud 26 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion hi

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      2. Tim‏ @Timmy________ 26 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War http://onion.com/1hGZMWz  #OurAnnualYear” cc: @Dilmunite lol.

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      3. Arie Amaya-Akkermans‏ @Dilmunite 26 Dec 2013
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        @TimSwan_ @TheOnion OMG WTH...!!!!

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      4. Tim‏ @Timmy________ 26 Dec 2013
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        @Dilmunite @TheOnion Onion's 2013 year in review. :)

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      5. Arie Amaya-Akkermans‏ @Dilmunite 26 Dec 2013
        Replying to @Timmy________

        @TimSwan_ @TheOnion Completely mad because of how accurately it maps out what's going on there!

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      6. Tim‏ @Timmy________ 26 Dec 2013
        Replying to @Dilmunite

        @Dilmunite @TheOnion Lmao right? Just replace xyz group with wildlife of your choice and bam.

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      7. Arie Amaya-Akkermans‏ @Dilmunite 26 Dec 2013
        Replying to @Timmy________

        @TimSwan_ @TheOnion Reminds me of crazy woman's latest rant in which now Pope was to blame for war... You're like hey easy on the mojitos.

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      8. Tim‏ @Timmy________ 26 Dec 2013
        Replying to @Dilmunite

        @Dilmunite @TheOnion Yes!! The latest fairly liberal and socialist Pope is behind it all, duh. With the Zionists. ;) And drink.

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