. @TheOnion "... sources confirmed that Heaven remains the most bigoted and intolerant place in the universe."
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@TheOnion I bet it's well decorated though. Probably ultra modern with great color arrangements. - 2 more replies
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@TheOnion: Hell Now A Thriving Epicenter Of Gay Culture http://onion.com/1ij7l8z#OurAnnualYear” the afterlife according to zealots

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@TheOnion ... "There's so much to do." HAHA!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God created you, heaven and hell, and has the right to set the standards for each: Or does the LGBT now seek equal rights to GOD?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Hell Now A Thriving Epicenter Of Gay Culture http://onion.com/1ij7l8z#OurAnnualYear” soon earth, soon. Love the Onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As a Jew.surely condemmed to hell; after I die I'll make sure to visit the Gay section of Hades. It sounds Heavenly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion [in 5 years:] Hell gentrified by upper middle class tech professionalsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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