@TheOnion Here's the brilliant minds your column appeals to: https://twitter.com/jenjarratt/status/403173969232019456 … https://twitter.com/Mark_JekyllHyde/status/398705625250537472 …https://twitter.com/intelwire/status/408297552790835200 …
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@TheOnion Breaking news: Sends gun nuts and Duck Dynasty to Syria and Iraq to broker peace and joy on earth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You should write a story about violent black people next.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the root cause from where the blood flows along the canals of our cranial matter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Watch to see if he bows to their leader.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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