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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Dec 2013

    In Focus: World's Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christhttp://onion.com/K3gdkC 

    6:01 AM - 25 Dec 2013
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      1. geeksquid‏ @gEEKsquid2 25 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: World's Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ http://onion.com/K3gdkC ” Merry X-Mas! @npnappi

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      1. John C‏ @j_wilson217 25 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: World's Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ http://onion.com/K3gdkC ” @thisislocks

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      1. Brian Eades‏ @BEades 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion millions of antisemitic assholes believe in the blood libel. Understand intent was satire, but this isn't funny.

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      1. (((Ari Sitnik)))‏ @asitnik 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion gone too far, many will take this seriously in addition to those who already do. Unfollowing you!

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      1. Sarah Lasser‏ @sarahcaleigh 25 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: World's Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ http://onion.com/K3gdkC ”

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      1. David Crabtree‏ @GrandadOldies 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Congrats, offend two major religions one article! Of course you did same to Islam, no wait - couldn't find one on you website.

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      1. Leslie Golbitz Eades‏ @EadesLeslie 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion really? How tasteless. No longer a fan.

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      1. Ben Criger‏ @BenCriger 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion That's Easter.

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      1.  👻Lisa Lu 👻‏ @lisalunu 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion You realize this will end up linked on some Saudi and Brotherhood sites as legitimate news, don't you?

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      1. Michelle Hanson‏ @glitterati34 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion That's not funny. Not cool.

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      1. theDudefromExude‏ @gregoffnerjr 25 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Jews Celebrate Christmas w/ Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ http://onion.com/K3gdkC ” @AriShaffir perfect timing lol

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      1. Robert Myers‏ @Rondo2 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion @SteveMartinToGo is this really humor? Will it still be funny to folks at the onion if someone takes it seriously?

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      1. SaulF‏ @sjfurst123 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Yup! Over the line.

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      1. joegreenwald‏ @joegreenwald 25 Dec 2013
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        Sorry guys. Merry Xmas “@TheOnion: In Focus: World's Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ http://onion.com/K3gdkC ”

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      1. Sinan_the_Retired‏ @Sinan_Retired 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Insane article, irresponsabile journalism.

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      1. Robert Myers‏ @Rondo2 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion sure, @stevemartin has to spend days apologizing for a spelling joke, you think spreading the blood libel is hilarious.

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      1. Robert Myers‏ @Rondo2 25 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion would be funny if my whole family hadn't been murdered by people that actually believed this crap. Thanks 4 the reminder.

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      1. Geoff Trenchard‏ @GeoffTrenchard 25 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: World's Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ http://onion.com/K3gdkC ”

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