@TheOnion luckily Mr. Carter was exempted from Obamacare and was able to see a doctor
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@TheOnion just do what Ted Kennedy did in Chappaquiddick.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...twice!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion one has to love the onion, so nothing's off limits.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Obama Not Sure How To Tell Nation This, But He Ran Over Jimmy Carter With Car Last Night http://onion.com/1bf6E7P#OurAnnualYear”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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