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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Dec 2013

    Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  #OurAnnualYear

    5:45 AM - 23 Dec 2013
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    44 replies 208 retweets 182 likes
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      2. Dave‏ @dwrPGH 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  #OurAnnualYear”@jmatta27

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. The Mazoo‏ @jmatta27 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @dwrPGH

        @davidwriehl That is, undoubtedly, about me. Hahaha. Everything from the quotes to watching movie trailers alone on my bed. Hahaha

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Dave‏ @dwrPGH 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @jmatta27

        @jmatta27 well I saw your tweet last night - inspired me

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Keira Devenney‏ @KeiraDev 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  #OurAnnualYear” @Kornydevenney 😆

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      1. Bob Stephenson‏ @bobstephenson 23 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  #OurAnnualYear” I HAD SOME TIME TO BURN! come on.

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      1. Thomas Kika‏ @ThomasKika 23 Dec 2013
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        .@TheOnion Why are you reporting on me?

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      1. halloween hamms‏ @hamms317 23 Dec 2013
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        I think this is about me RT @TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  #OurAnnualYear

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      1. J. Collins‏ @swag__dad 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Clay Ballard‏ @clayballardo 23 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion god dammit guys, fuck off. i don't need an article written about me.

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      2. EarnestObis‏ @EarnestObis 23 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  I went to see Frozen all by myself yesterday! Yay!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Not scary cinchel  👻 🎃‏ @cinchel 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @EarnestObis

        @EarnestObis @TheOnion never thought of you as a loser.guess I was wrong

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      4. EarnestObis‏ @EarnestObis 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @cinchel

        @cinchel I'm the type of loser that is always WINNING! ;D

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      2. Andy‏ @andylynnguine 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  #OurAnnualYear”@zzzweber ...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Zac Weber‏ @zzzweber 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @andylynnguine

        @alynn3000 @TheOnion haha "Sources have confirmed that the only people the man has talked to today are movie theater employees."

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Andy‏ @andylynnguine 23 Dec 2013
        Replying to @zzzweber

        @zzzweber @TheOnion amazing

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      1. Natalie Maher‏ @miloandmisty 23 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion omg this describes me!

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      1. Sue Brinton‏ @Eyemsue 23 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  #OurAnnualYear” this would be me

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      1. Ethan Kelly™‏ @EthanKelly09 23 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself" Ethan Vinson? @chadbad25

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      1. Wolfgang von Payne‏ @wolfgangvonpain 23 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/1bf5IQH  #OurAnnualYear” @DamiantheTurtle this is how I feel about this.

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      1. Poseidon‏ @HailPoseidon 23 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion @AdmiralKittay i'm dying :D

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