“@TheOnion: Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds http://onion.com/1c16oxB #OurAnnualYear” @thereal_bigdog
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@maydayyo “@TheOnion: Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds http://onion.com/1c16oxB ”
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@TheOnion: Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds http://onion.com/1c16oxB#OurAnnualYear”@mkpfilosThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BenjaminPGarner Or if you're not femaleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion -A newly invented pair of spectacles, ( TV advertisement), allows R. eye to watch road while L eye sees texts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Secondshttp://onion.com/1c16oxBThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I retweeted this on the road. Kidding. Kinda.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds http://onion.com/1c16oxB#OurAnnualYear”#sarcasmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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We need a ruling,
@mlboles MT "@TheOnion: Texting While Driving Ok if You Look Every Couple Seconds http://onion.com/1c16oxB#OurAnnualYear”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I knew it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds http://onion.com/1c16oxB#OurAnnualYear” sounds legit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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