@TheOnion had to stop reading because crying from laughter in public is weird. #firstworldTheOnionproblems
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@TheOnion How did you miss the "In God We Lust". Feel free to steal...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just rubbed one out to number 8. #8/10Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You are way off base. The sexiest dime is the U.S. Seated Liberty with Arrows! http://www.iccoin.com/prodinfo.asp?number=19583 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's this silliness? How about some real news! Maroons.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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