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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Dec 2013

    Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. http://onion.com/18UzDRB  #OurAnnualYear

    2:15 PM - 19 Dec 2013
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      1. Rory Sullivan‏ @Sulley91 19 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @HarrisonMcLean @nclynes0511

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      1. Matthew Amick‏ @amick_matt 19 Dec 2013
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        @BradSchad b careful out there MT @TheOnion Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In US http://onion.com/18UzDRB  @ShaneKinne @MOcornfield

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      2. Marty Van Hulle‏ @MartyVanHulle 19 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. http://onion.com/18UzDRB  #OurAnnualYear” @Hulllllleee

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      3. Aaron Van Hulle™‏ @avanhull3 19 Dec 2013
        Replying to @MartyVanHulle

        @MartyVanHulle and you called me crazy!

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      4. Marty Van Hulle‏ @MartyVanHulle 19 Dec 2013
        Replying to @avanhull3

        @Hulllllleee Only a threat up north.

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      2. Austin McGinis‏ @AMcGinis 19 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Wolf Attacks...Death In U.S. http://onion.com/18UzDRB  #OurAnnualYear” I HOPE I see this shared on FB as a serious article.

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      3. sandy larson‏ @sbarker48 19 Dec 2013
        Replying to @AMcGinis

        @AMcGinis @TheOnion it is damn serious if you are the one attacked

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      4. Austin McGinis‏ @AMcGinis 19 Dec 2013
        Replying to @sbarker48

        @sbarker48 @TheOnion oh absolutely. All my respect goes out to the 800k ppl who lost their life to this horrible tragedy.

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      1. Sean Langrieger‏ @SeanLangrieger 20 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @KeenWeezy huh.Strange it says it will happen to 1in3. Curious to see who my first friend will be that gets attacked by a wolf now

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      1. ComediansBestRT‏ @ComediansBestRT 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Cogratulations on your better than average tweet!https://twitter.com/TheOnion/statuses/413794800597729280 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. http://onion.com/18UzDRB  #OurAnnualYear
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      1. Lock Fox‏ @TimbrFox 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Aw man the Onion.. Now I'm not gonna get any study done for like the next 3 hours! #clicktabclicktab

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      1. Kurst Helping Yote‏ @hyperyote 19 Dec 2013
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        1 out of 3 imagine the rates for large cats “@TheOnion: Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. http://onion.com/18UzDRB  ”

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      1. Douglas Cronk‏ @Cronk7Da 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Too funny; keep it up

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      1. Stuts‏ @GuyBeinADude51 19 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. http://onion.com/18UzDRB  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Chase Murray‏ @c_murrayiii 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Wolf attacks are why I am leaving the country. Its too much.

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      1. Cam and Benny‏ @CamandBenny 19 Dec 2013
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        Watch your back. RT: “@TheOnion: Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. http://onion.com/18UzDRB  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Jeff Sonstein  🍞 ➕ 🌹 🌹‏ @jeffsonstein 19 Dec 2013
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        [I Support the Right to Arm Bears!] MT @TheOnion: Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. http://onion.com/18UzDRB 

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      1. Reginald Pierre‏ @Selfdog 19 Dec 2013
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        Fine story but they don't mention the eventual lycanthropy. MT @TheOnion: Wolf Attacks Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. http://onion.com/18UzDRB 

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      1. camethedawn‏ @camethedawnxp 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion Study : Men Are Still The Leading Cause Of Death For Women In The U.S. :p

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      1. sandy larson‏ @sbarker48 19 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Ahh, I was hoping it would lessen, especially since the elderly are the targets

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