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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Dec 2013

    Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table http://onion.com/18UvCMM  #OurAnnualYear

    6:05 AM - 19 Dec 2013
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    • Mark Argyle Sean Stroh Gabby Makatura Joe Solley E.B.Jeebie BOO-bacca Flocka Charley Vlietstra 🌻 Cass @ #MIGW18 🌻 a groupchat avoider
    16 replies 159 retweets 103 likes
      1. Paul Robinson‏ @northbeach26 19 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion 2/2 act professionally in her position! So what impression. Does this give! What has become of caring for your staff ? Disgraceful

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      1. Paul Robinson‏ @northbeach26 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion 1/2 if this is true , then I am staggered!!! What happened to professionalism ? Surely they expect the successful applicant to

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      1. cac‏ @caltoncac 19 Dec 2013
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        @ma_calton “@TheOnion: Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table http://onion.com/18UvCMM 

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      1. Nico Cassanetti‏ @Nico_wins 19 Dec 2013
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        Seen this #tooreal @TheOnion: Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table http://onion.com/18UvCMM 

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      1. Noni Dewey‏ @nonidewey 19 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Most Depressing Job Interview Ever Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table http://onion.com/18UvCMM  #OurAnnualYear” #badhiring

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      1. Butta-Ask About Me‏ @OGBXButta 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion been there, done that, and got the job.

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      1. Megan Montgomery‏ @sonotartistic 19 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table http://onion.com/18UvCMM ” LOL!!!

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      1. Kyrsten, Liz, Amy or Kamala 4 Prez‏ @Rick_Geissal 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm old enough to remember when job interviews were done - wait for it - in OFFICES!

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      1. Felicia Baskin‏ @CultureCookies 19 Dec 2013
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        Pretty sure I've seen this happen, @TheOnion. Then again, I spend lots of time at @Starbucks. I've seen MANY #weird things happen there.

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      1. Isabel‏ @PishuAChto 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion This is so funny, especially because I think I have witnessed this happen many times at a local Shoppers World Starbucks.

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      1. matthew‏ @valluga29 19 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion TYPISCHE!! APPALLED By It Daily!!!

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      2. Ale Salado‏ @AleSalado 19 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table http://onion.com/18UvCMM  :/ @VeroCorreaF

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      4. Ale Salado‏ @AleSalado 19 Dec 2013

        @VeroCorreaF no, esta vez es sobre las entrevistas de trabajo en ese lugar Jajajaja y a las 8 de la mañana más!

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      2. Christine Varner‏ @MeanyChristiney 19 Dec 2013
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        Srsly doe haha “@TheOnion: Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table http://onion.com/18UvCMM "

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      4. Christine Varner‏ @MeanyChristiney 19 Dec 2013
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        @jayraybanz my a-hole of a dog woke me up 😩😩😢

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