@TheOnion sometimes u REALLY want yo take you stories seriously...
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#ICYMI RT@TheOnion: Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster' http://onion.com/1bNj8U8#OurAnnualYearThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster' http://onion.com/1bNj8U8#OurAnnualYear”

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@TheOnion yeah, says the dude who ordered his ex and fam to be lined up and shot ...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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