@TheOnion PLEASE DONT TURN INTO A BUZZFEED PARODY SITE.
THANK YOU.
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@TheOnion I clicked all the way. I laughed all the way. Thanks for making my day, even w/o sizzling pics of BeyonceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i still cranked one on principleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Enthralling. Thank you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ugghhhh...you got me again!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm afraid I'm way too late. RIP.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What wonderful pictures! You did this perfectly!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sticking my finger down my throatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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