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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Dec 2013

    When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years | By Donald Trump http://onion.com/1bKFIfS  #OurAnnualYear

    3:45 PM - 16 Dec 2013
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      2. James Gunn‏Verified account @JamesGunn Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @ARTofCOOP

        15 years is hopeful.

        15 replies 4 retweets 123 likes
      3. Catherine Lawry‏ @Cat_grl6 Jun 18
        Replying to @JamesGunn @TheOnion @ARTofCOOP

        15 months is more hopeful #amirite

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. James Gunn‏Verified account @JamesGunn Jun 18
        Replying to @Cat_grl6 @TheOnion @ARTofCOOP

        Haha I mean for Trump - you think that dude is going to live to 86? Unlikely.

        2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      5. Catherine Lawry‏ @Cat_grl6 Jun 18
        Replying to @JamesGunn @TheOnion @ARTofCOOP

        I meant for Trump too. I'm trying to be hopeful. Let's all send him tons of McDonald's!

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Dark Pumpkins‏ @MarkJTompkins 16 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This really does cheer me up.

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      1. Beth  🌊‏ @BethPendergraf1 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @BryonHandsome

        Can’t wait that long, @realDonaldTrump, because the damage you’ve done in just 500+ days is astronomical!

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      1. James P. Hall‏ @JamesPHall1 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s already dead on the inside so why not just finish the job?

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      1. Pleasant Nomad‏ @koujabber Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @BAKKOOONN

        *Homer Simpson speaking through gritted teeth voice* not fast enough

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “If I’m not already dead and am a demon; you just don’t know!”

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      1. Susan Giuliani‏ @SusanGiuliani8 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @BrianStack153

        Never wished death on anyone but.........

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      1. Dan_Benenson‏ @Dan_Benenson Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a bit comforting but the sad part is he probably won't die violently, in horrible agony

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      1. Ana La Pelota Humana‏ @manicrispis 16 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion i love you for stuff like this

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      1. Smith‏ @sssssss12332144 16 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sure fire way to cure the holiday blues @TheOnion Just Remember I'll Be Dead Trump http://onion.com/1bKFIfS  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Thomas Alan Dole‏ @Talandle 16 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion I pray Donald will have eternal life...better than he has now.

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      1. Linda‏ @feliciabis 16 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion 15 or 20 years is a lot of time to make a huge positive difference on this planet. I'm hoping u will do just that x

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      1. Belinda Legare‏ @LillyTrueBlue 16 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion lol

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      1. YOLOgears‏ @Yologears 16 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Old but still good. That's the article, not Donald Trump. Well, at least the Donald is good for dying. That's always something.

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